skinned my pig

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she BLEEDS!

Guy one: Man when we had anal last night, I made you bleed,

Guy two: Woah bro you skinned my pig! *high fives*

by stickydick101 August 3, 2019

Gruff-E-Pig

A way to describe an ugly, unappealing person.

"Hey, have you seen Tom?"

"Yeah he's such a gruff-e-pig."

by hbananalikesmoney January 8, 2023

Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.

Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.

by davemcnasty July 10, 2011

porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

by FuriousB June 24, 2010

Nazi pig fucker

someone who is racist and fucks sheeps

That man is a nazi pig fucker

by fred August 25, 2003

Black Teacup Pig

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.

Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.

by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010

Pig fell in the mud

During sexual inter course, this occurs when a male and female are engaged, and the male’s penis slips out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Paul was having a good time with his wife when a pig fell in the mud, and she was livid.

by Thomas Hammerstone February 20, 2021