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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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having dinner

what shawn mendes says when he’s about to have sex
by dihhh August 7, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Having

Of coursehaving your cake and eating it too” is possible!
by V8sforlife October 23, 2023
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Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
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Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones
Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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This one's sanity must have already crumbled

A quote from the Ignition union fighters trying to intimidate Akira In the 2021 Roblox Game "Deepwoken".

This quote is often used by Deepwoken players to express how insane someone is.
Person 1: (Says random insane shit)
Person 2: This one's sanity must have already crumbled.
by arpy. November 2, 2023
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