February 28

If your name is nevaeh and your born on this day your a hoe

Bitches on February 28 are hoes

by Djay raps November 22, 2021

February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick

Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers

by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025

February 22

People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.

Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...

by urbsherb27 May 30, 2023

30th February

Contrary to popular belief, this day has actually happened, in 1712 in Sweden. Ummmmm thats about it

30th February

by Inni84 July 13, 2023

February 15

national give your favorite girl your hoodie. National tell your girl how beautiful she is. National show your girl you love them. National kiss your favorite girl. National spend all day with your favorite girl. National do cringe love stuff all day. National hold hands with your favorite girl day. National hug your favorite girl until you both come out mentally okay.

Jayden: I love you
Delilah: why are you telling me this?
Jayden: it’s February 15, my beautiful girl 🥰

by Ijustwantedtomakeaday February 14, 2024

February 19th

do the 69

lily: what is today

Jim: February 19th

lily: no I mean what day is it
Jim: o it's 69 day where u and your partner show that yall put "50/50" in yall relationship
lily: IM FINNA CALL BEN tell him to come over right now

by kay2025 February 18, 2022

February 10th

National Johnny Day, this is a day to celebrate all the Johnny's of the world. Make sure to tell your favorite Johnny how much you love them!

Evan: "Wow, it's February 10th, I wish I could tell Johnny 'Happy National Johnny Day'."

by goofygooberr January 3, 2024