Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Bump dump

The act of giving birth.

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

by Kleahey November 29, 2019

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

classic dumps

classic dumps is referred to as ferry

yo these classic dumps are ferry

have you seen them?

by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

dump cunt

dump cunt is typically used to define a stupid & annoying female who should be cummed on and then abandoned on the side of the road. hints the word dump cunt, dump meaning cum and cunt meaning pussy.

yeah she is super attractive but this dump cunt thought it was okay to throw something during the argument

by THEMOSTINTERESTING May 13, 2023

Dump Edging

Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.

I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet

by Uncle George Pell September 15, 2021

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016