sunset crack whore

woman that chase you for over a mile while leaving a house on sunset drive. They typically threaten to pull your eyes from your nostrils and stab you with a pen. They always carry a forrest gump dvd in case they need to smack you with it. When they get tired of following, they stand in the middle of traffic and yell "RAPE". Easy to juke out. Frequently tells passerbys that they are stupid.

That woman is hot, but she sure is a sunset crack whore.

Times like these I could use me a nice sunset crack whore.

Yo I just juked that sunset crack whore out of her shoes!

by unclericco April 12, 2011

Russian ass crack

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016

Crack Whore (Toilet)

A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.

Don't use that stall. I peaked inside and it is a total Crack Whore (Toilet). I nearly vomited...

by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011

Crack onto someone

To crack onto someone is an Australian phrase meaning to hit on someone, or make a move on someone.

"I was at the club last night and this jackass just came up and started cracking onto me, so I shot him four times in the leg"
"Pff, the jerk. He can't just crack onto someone like that"
"I know! Anyway, I called the hospital and they say he'll never walk again"

by Nuckpang February 23, 2008

fair crack of the whip

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 11, 2008

ass crack fever

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

by ceav March 3, 2017