anal leach

human rectal thermometer.

Ru paul is anal leach!

by me January 29, 2004

anal e's

pills that u stick up an asshole when ur ready for insertion. they are narcotics that numb the asshole so ur fat ass cock can slide easier into it. That way u can fuck all night long in the ass of even the most tightest ass holes.

I put anal e's into benjamin's ass so my member would fit into him.

by Schmooze November 12, 2007

anal pneumonia

A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia

I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia

by Diccwett123123 February 17, 2018

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

anal goblet

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.

At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.

by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015

anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016

Anal Labia

When your hemorrhoids protrude so far out of your anus that they resemble labia.

That stripper is so nasty. When she bent over, her anal labia were poking out of her G-string

by Bighart August 19, 2015