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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
mugGet the internet problemsmug.

To Internet Explore

To do smth so that even Space Time Continuum collapses.
This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.
by Kjelpop November 10, 2020
mugGet the To Internet Exploremug.

Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
mugGet the Internet Desperatemug.

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
mugGet the internet pantsmug.

forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
mugGet the forced internet vacationmug.

Rogue, Internet Man

Fag-A: “Do you watch Rogue, Internet man?”
Fag-B: “No I have a life.”
by BitchmatePerry July 7, 2021
mugGet the Rogue, Internet Manmug.

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