Sam

"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.

Girl: 'What did you do today?'
Boy: 'I was chilling with Sam.'
Girl: 'Damn, does your ass hurt?'

by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021

Sam Salad

“Sam Salad”: adjective, Meaning: A salad consisting of only French fries due to no other vegetarian option being a available.

Looks like you got stuck with the Sam Salad.

by jeros April 23, 2021

Sam

Sam

Sam, my demons be tempting me

by guece April 27, 2021

Sam

Some guy who thinks he's cool, but really isn't.

Sam? Fuck that guy

by Jesuskisser6976 April 30, 2021

Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal

Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson

by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

Sam

Sam is a interesting and awe inspiring man. They way his mind works is phenomenal and to try and understand how his mind works would mean shrinking down and being able to get inside his head to explore it. Sam is a sympathetic man when the need is there however don't expect to much empathy because once a Sam has been hurt there is a massive guard up and it is near impossible to overcome. He will want to spend time with you but not too much. You can talk for hours with a Sam about meaningful conversations, gibberish or just flirting. You will have an unspoken language between you that you two understand what is behind the words but if your friends were to read it they wouldn't understand. DON'T lose him, be patient and ensure there's communication. A Sam is one of a kind and if you fall in love with them it's forever

I met a guy called Sam. There's Sam at the bar.

by CeeloVert32 May 7, 2021

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013