Nerd

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!

by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019

Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert

Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath

by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010

nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.

P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.

by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

Nerd

Not to be confused with a geek.
A nerd is someone who has a passion for something weird, unusual, and specific.

"so what sort of things do you like?"
"robots and red foxes"
"man, you are such a nerd"

by Dan-is-actually-on-fire April 9, 2015

Nerd

A whole goofy. They sound dumb. Straight weirdo

Oh him? That niggas a nerd

by ImGoindumbinaTönkä March 21, 2022

Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower

Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.

by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025

nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011