Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Long head

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds

Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???

by Whateverselena March 17, 2019

long short term memory

A long short term memory is a recurrent neural network with long term memory.

Programmer 3: Have you upgraded to a long short term memory?
Programmer 2: Yes, I have.
Programmer 1: So, are you done on creating a neural network to generate text?
Programmer 2: Yes, I am.
Programmer 1: Good. I wanted to make a convolutional neural network.
Programmer 2: Let's do it!
Programmer 3: Yeah! I agree!

by PkmnQ July 30, 2017