Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 26, 2009

Bao long

Rich kid

With old ass father

He has sugar daddy potential

He is not hot but he is good looking

Person 1: omg he is rich and Asian

Person 2: that’s bao long

by Kskslskslsksksksksls June 23, 2023

Long lennon

A absurdly long stretched out image of the Beatles member John Lennon

“Have you seen my image of long Lennon anywhere?”

by angxl December 29, 2024

long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.

Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video

by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers

“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole”

by 173392726 October 17, 2021