Apple = Airbus

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9

iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4

iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5

iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1

iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3

iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4

iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

Apple = Airbus

by glubglubglubglub August 1, 2025

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Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius April 26, 2012

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Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

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