show bobs n vagene

If U See This Then I Dont Know It Lul

Indian Guy:Hey gurl nic bob u get ther can u show bobs n vagene
Girl:No
Indian Guy:Plz sho it i wil kis u bob 4 two hor and lik ur vegene
Girl:...

by FreeBobsNVageneHere October 2, 2017

Bob Dylan

He's a song and dance man.
Bob Dylan is a singer who rose to fame in the early 1960s.
He is still very popular today.
He is considered to be a magnificent song writer by many, though his lyrics are often overinterpreted
In his younger days, he was the epitome of what I like to call an "attractive ugly man."
Now he's old..really old, but still pretty damn cool.

Oh..and did I mention that he helped make the jewfro popular?
Yeah, that pretty much puts him up there with Ghandi and Raptor Jesus

Used in a sentence...
Napoleon-Have you heard Bob Dylan's song "Ballad of a Thin Man"?
Leonardo-No, why?
Nepoleon-Dude, you suck at life.

by Mellow Fellow December 23, 2009

Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite December 27, 2007

handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB)

Vibrating dido, A.K.A. 'vibrator'. Called battery operated boyfriend because when you have one you won't want to leave home because you can fuck and stimulate yourself all day long!

My brother's girl left her battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB) on the porch last night. I found it this morning on my way to work. She needs to keep better track of her bedroom accessories. That was nasty.

by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves September 16, 2016

Bob da Builder syndrome

Bob the builder syndrome.. commonly found among romantic relationships where the role Is mainly taken on by the female, whom tries to fix and inadequate male.

However this role can be taken on by men and can be found within friendships too.

The fixer is normally taken fi idiiatt as they think they can change their counterpart “I can change him”

Also referred to as builda bear syndrome..and build a nigha syndrome.

Ethan: I could change him uno
Celine: who
Ethan: ..Nba youngboy
Celine: *creases* You got bob da builder syndrome like these bitches ffs

by Cece Bambina January 7, 2021

bob marley's tit mouse

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

by Sally666lol June 27, 2016