Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.
by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022
Get the meat watchermug. Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
Get the Dans Meatmug. Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.
It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”
“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019
Get the driveway meatmug. by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017
Get the good meatmug. When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.
by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020
Get the Meat sneezesmug. An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.
by Banana & Split April 30, 2022
Get the Meat Whalemug. The act of masturbating.
"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."
by DBooze September 2, 2016
Get the cleaning meatmug.