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Thomas

by Mster105 April 16, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas is a gentleman, who definitely loves Savannah more... you can find a Thomas doing things to make her smile daily.
Savannah loves Thomas but not as much as he loves her
by Mr train March 5, 2021
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Mikhaila and Thomas

THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.
Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
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Thomas DiMillo

A white sexy Italian kid who can hook up anyone he wants and is good at every sport. He is shy but when you get to know him he will not stop talking. He probably lives in northern or southern America. If you ding yourself a Thomas DiMillo...keep him.
by John Bowen March 11, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas is a FUCKING AMAZING person and best of all, and he's a handsome boyfriend and soon to be husband !!<#
Thomas is an amazing person, no one can say otherwise
by PPopppii August 25, 2022
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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