Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

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Internet

via the internet to update

to update stuff you need an internet router

by caseylovesnicfortnite December 9, 2018

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The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on

Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real

by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022

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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

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Home to Trump jokes, MLG montages, cats, screaming goats, pro gamers, memes, PewDiePie, creepypastas, 4chan, Twitter, facebook, YouTube, this very website you are on now, stupid/dumb people doing stupid/dumb challenges/dares, the deep web (just avoid going there...), D.I.Y videos, fails, stalkers, Nyan cat, social 'experiments', vines, adult films, Kim Kardashian's butt, ext.. Wait, how did you even get here when you don't even know what the internet is?

I go on the internet everyday.

by PINEAPPLES ARE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2016

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