Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
The year is 2013. You hop on the internet to search for: “car game free”. And you click on a website called: “coolmathgames”. You instantly become addicted to the games on the website. Fast forward a couple years when you get your chrome books at school, then EVERYBODY starts playing coolmath. Schools banned the website, flash was eliminated, and you can’t play any flash games. Mini clip was a great one, but you soon realize that’s not working either. You go on your phone and search for a game to play. You download a game called “Roblox” and it starts all over again...
Zack: “Let’s play Duck Life at lunch!”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”
Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”
Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
by clownssss May 06, 2022
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
by NOIE_LIMAC February 09, 2021
The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.
by TravisScott7777777 April 16, 2023
A common social media principle that states the following:
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
by Huge hammer69 May 08, 2019
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021