when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
by gootygoat January 08, 2012
by DeathProfit November 12, 2018
Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".
Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)
by Jonakand February 24, 2025
by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016
A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 08, 2018
by Jaelynn hoenicke December 03, 2021
by The goat CR7 June 10, 2023