russians

a myth.

"hey man what's your favorite myth?"

"russians"

by sillyachilles October 2, 2023

Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'

Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.

by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020

The Russian Spin Fuck

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

by darrel harkins March 7, 2022

Russian icecube

A Vodka soaked tampon.

Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet

by E Bird July 28, 2022

Russian Chinstrap

When a man lays his scrotum on someone’s chin, and the recipient spreads the scrotum tightly over their chin towards their ears.

Frank gave me a Russian Chinstrap.

It’s easier than getting a Russian Chinstrap!

by Poopmagnet September 10, 2021

Russian Freaks

A group of three or more people talking with Russian accents online In a group with other people about sex, orgys, and other sexual scenarios

Almost threw up listening to them Russian Freaks

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

by ScroTard June 20, 2022