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Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.
Jacob is THE guy.
by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025
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Jacob

If you found this message, it's for you
by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 6, 2022
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Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.
Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.
by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019
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Karl Jacobs

I wish Karl Jacobs could date me 👹”
by Karl…..edits September 3, 2021
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Jacob

the most basic white boy you will ever meet and a dick head thats makes a fake snap chat acc pretending to be a girl (when hes not) and asks for nudes from girls and guys. hmmm sound a little sus for a fucking homophobic guy! any ways he is popular and cool to the boys but talks about his closest friends his back and sexually harrases then and makes them watch porn then make fun of them when they get hard. they bully people and call them names but some how at the end of the day hes everyones favorite because hes hot and good at sports. fuck you jacob
i fucking hate jacob!
by May I. Tutchem November 5, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a really awesome guy and one of the best friends you can have. He is one of the most honest and funny people you will ever meet and can make you laugh with pretty much anything he says. He is nice, respects women and a great boyfriend. And has a huge dick too
Dude did you see Jacob at the party? He’s awesome!
by Papa89 November 27, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy
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by arfse October 1, 2021
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