Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper
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A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.
-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 04, 2021