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brain-dead people

people who are no-lifers
by guy on urbandictionary September 22, 2021
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Big Brain Status

A man/woman who is currently known as big brain.
by SmartJuice October 24, 2019
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Brain goes numb

When you cum to the maximum and cum harder until you cum and keep cumming until you cum and cum very hard and you just keep cumming until everything around just becomes cum
Person 1: Do you like it when your brain goes numb
Person 2: not sure
by JTheNintendo August 4, 2021
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Think Outside the Brain

A wittier version of the non-innovative cliché "think outside of the box". This sarcastic phrase should not be confused with other idioms such as "use your intuition", "go with your gut", or "process sensory data with your spinal grey matter".
Boss: If you can't think outside the box you'll be downsized.
Employee: Will I get your job if I think outside the brain?
by Puppet Villain August 13, 2014
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Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother
by Neferpizza November 28, 2021
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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.
by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020
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left brained syndrome

the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
by danand August 22, 2012
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