Matthew

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That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023

matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.

boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld April 6, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a persons who likes to give head

Matthew likes to give head to Roy

by Udayan232 October 14, 2021

Matthew

A bi polar kid that’s sexist and has anger issues :)

Matthew is a try hard

by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020

Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021

Matthew

If you encounter any certain Matthew in your life.You will have great fortune and live a peaceful,happy life with your lover (Matthew) and have healthy kids.Matthew is so sexy when you encounter them that your eyes burst of tears

I love Matthew I wish he could be my husband.

by Brexit Fella September 11, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow

" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"

by furry overlord February 2, 2023