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Man Tube

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"
by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011
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Man Brake

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
by B-woods00 January 13, 2012
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man drink

man drink : different flavors of hawaiian punch mixed together.
by thatpersononthecouch February 22, 2011
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man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011
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Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man
by salad_king June 24, 2021
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Urban Man

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022
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Marlboro Man

Noun (Pejorative): A person, typically a man, who performs hypermasculine traits, mannerisms, or actions with the intent of impressing or intimidating, but are instead perceived as arrogant or an attempt at hiding an insecurity.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.
Brett, quit acting like a Marlboro Man, nobody is scared of you and you're not tough.

If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.

There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.
by BonemanJones September 20, 2022
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