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ME, the truest. pogchamps of ALL pogchamps, best of the best, swaggy of the swaggy, yum, also yum and when.... DID I ASK? lmao but lesbian pogchamp because woman are pogchamp

people: hey are you a lesbian?
ME: yarsh
people: what does that mean?
ME: Its when an enby or woman likes a woman :DDDD
people: pogchamp
ME: indeedaroo

by local queer May 27, 2021

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When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.

Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.

by I'm NOT Short!! May 18, 2023

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lesbian is someone who is not attracted to men at all. lesbians are so beautiful and valid ilyy <3

lesbians are so valid!

by louisdyke April 28, 2021

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Reverse gay.

Hey, are you a gay?
*Uno reverse card*
No, I'm a lesbian.

by smolien uwu May 11, 2020

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Non-men loving non-men

It’s not it’s women who can be Lesbians, Non-binary Agender Intersex etc, just anyone who isn’t male

Also 📣PRONOUNS DOSENT EQUAL GENDER IDIOTS📣

Person A: would you like to go on a date sometime

Person B: sorry I’m a Lesbian

by A Agender Lesbain July 25, 2021

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