by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
Get the 'Glasses Dylan'mug. A lonely boy with no friends
by CoOl kIdS doN’t DanCe June 4, 2019
Get the dylanmug. Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.
Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
Get the Dylan Mckenziemug. A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.
by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023
Get the Dylan Didarzadehmug. Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.
Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him
by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.
Dylan
by JOE727272 November 27, 2021
Get the Dylanmug.