Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
by Kevareeno August 28, 2021
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Klunk dump

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017
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Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
by jbleezy April 13, 2015
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Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
by The Man Stan April 21, 2015
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Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.
You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.
by Whale Eye Willy October 07, 2020
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Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach
Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "
by Fattygio July 11, 2017
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