When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.
Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.
by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.
John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."
by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.
by DrFunkles January 11, 2021

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020
