Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.
Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.
by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023
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Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.
John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."
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dump stump

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013
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Trump Dump

When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.
While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.
by DrFunkles January 11, 2021
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Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”
by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022
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Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing
by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020
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