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David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is 

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is
David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

In the closet 

a term used to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation
Mike post "stop being in the closet & just come out. It's okay to do so now."

Open Door Closet 

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend
“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet

open door closet

When someone identifies as straight but shows a genuine romantic and/or great personal interest in a transgender person who identifies as the opposite gender of that person.
“I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he’s dating a transgender woman.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.
If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
cranking your closet by itchygabe December 10, 2025