anal leach

human rectal thermometer.

Ru paul is anal leach!

by me January 29, 2004

anal e's

pills that u stick up an asshole when ur ready for insertion. they are narcotics that numb the asshole so ur fat ass cock can slide easier into it. That way u can fuck all night long in the ass of even the most tightest ass holes.

I put anal e's into benjamin's ass so my member would fit into him.

by Schmooze November 12, 2007

Anal Roaming

When you Shove your phone in someones asshole, try to call someone and start roaming.

Man i wanted to give her an anal roaming last night but i didnt pay my phone bill!

by SotaBoyz December 14, 2010

absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

Anal Labia

When your hemorrhoids protrude so far out of your anus that they resemble labia.

That stripper is so nasty. When she bent over, her anal labia were poking out of her G-string

by Bighart August 19, 2015

Anal Dandruff

The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.

I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.

by SayHuh?? June 22, 2011