clear-up dump

When you take a dump so epic that your head is cleared of all stupid ideas previous to said action.

Bob Saget: Dude you almost married that hooker!
Charlie Sheen: I know, good thing I took a clear-up dump.

by Jackie Crabbie November 10, 2011

Thought dump

When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts

I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.

by Zen Bossman June 22, 2023

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

dump truck

when someone has a FAT ASS

person one: dude, look at that guys ass!
person two: holy shit man! what a dump truck!

by lechelechelecheleche October 24, 2022

Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.

I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.

by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

Power Dump

A dump taken before doing an important and/ or strenuous task in order to gain mental clarity and increased focus. Also, a preventive measure against accidental sharting.

Bro, before we hit these Deadlift PRs I'm gonna go take a power dump... rack them weights, I'll be right back.

by Neilus da realist June 22, 2017

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009