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T.O.'d

“I'm just gettin' really... just kinda T.O.'d because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet..”
-Kip Dynamite in the movie Napoleon Dynamite
by nodatella October 15, 2020
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omega d

Girl I’m going to show you the Omega D tonight.
by Yolanda32 February 7, 2019
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D-Blog

An altered form of the term "D-Bag" and an abbreviated form of the term "Douche Blog," used to describe a particular blog and it's content as arrogant, rude or obnoxious.
Janet: "Perez Hilton is amazing!"

Susie: "Yeah, but such a fucking D-Blog."
by mikevy August 27, 2009
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D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
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Keegan d.

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho
by Tearek hater November 5, 2022
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China D

A man who looks Chinese with a small willy and a tad Loco
Seen loads of China D out today
by Rexnkali December 5, 2019
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D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.
Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?
by Refarf May 22, 2019
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