dirty smile

similar to the french pastel but you draw a smiley face on the vag with poop then make out with it

that dirty smile we did last night was awesome

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026

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Dirty craig

When you sit down all day eating tim hortons farmers wraps and bubble farting.

Ew man that sounded wet. I totally dirty Craig'd that one

by Djjayray93 January 30, 2026

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Dirty Dalish

When you lay down a woman and give her belly kisses and taste their puffy nipples

"Oh, Did you hear that Frog Tony done a Dirty Dalish?"

by commi3 mark January 30, 2026

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dirty xie

getting absolute backshots from a dirty trey

man someone with a dirty trey just gave me a dirty xie!

by absolute cinema January 31, 2026

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A "Dirty Gerry" is when a guy takes a shit into his own hand and then uses it as lube to masturbate, smearing it all over his cock and balls until he cums, leaving himself coated in a foul mixture of feces and semen. It's the absolute nadir of personal degradation, a act so profoundly disgusting it transcends mere kink and becomes a statement of self-loathing, performed in private with the knowledge that it's a perversion of the most basic human dignity.

After everyone left the party, rumor has it he locked himself in the bathroom to perform a Dirty Gerry.

by Gerry_Lober6767 February 3, 2026

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Dirty Donnie

When you shit yourself in public — or more specifically — on live TV.

Did you see how they’re distracting from the Epstein Files now? Apparently shooting protestors in Minneapolis wasn’t enough, so Dirty Donnie shat his pants on live TV. Talk about the shArt of the Deal.

by NoMakingTrumpShartsCandles February 3, 2026

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