Be rude to your gf day

On feb 3rd its national be rude to ur gf day

Bf: Hey Ur a Bitch!
Gf: What! How dare you
Bf: It's Be rude to your gf day

by assb February 3, 2025

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

first day out of the closet

The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.

first day out of the closet is fire. it be better than the original!

by CookieBeans February 18, 2024

Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence

Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day

by F- it October 28, 2021

Pi Day

The day that everybody gets into a fight and causes at least one person to cry.

Pi day ruined my relationship

by ratwcats March 15, 2024

National compliment day

This day is on April 14th and this day is when you or someone else gives somebody a compliment to make you feel special

Your bestfriend: Hey happy national compliment day you look cute

You: Thank you and happy compliment day to you to

by By Nya bear to her bestfriend April 8, 2021

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024