National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅

(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."

by too much aura June 21, 2024

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D DAY

National grab d day

Girl: i wonder if his d is big
Other girl: well you in luck it's national grab d day

by Nicole746282835473 October 28, 2019

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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021

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MDMA Day (Molly Day, Ecstasy Day, Rolling Day) is on March 4th, celebrating the use of MDMA. The full name of MDMA is 3,4-Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine. Using the 3 and 4 helped create the official day. Created by Denkai

Person 1: Yo are you celebrating MDMA Day?
Person 2: I love you bro
Person 1: Haha give me your other pill

by Flaredx April 18, 2023

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National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

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