Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!

It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!

by L3gMan February 21, 2025

Allie and Rashawn day

This is national fuck allie day if your name is rashawn paul broussard.

“Rashawn it’s September 5 Allie and Rashawn day go fuck allie”

by alliejae August 22, 2021

National give a girl your hoodie day

May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.

“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “

by Smoothboi123 May 5, 2021

National make out day

To make out with the person of your choice

Person1:Hey can i make out with you?
Person 2: why.
Person1:because it’s national make out day!
Person2:ok.

by Hot dawg 6969 September 22, 2022

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025