Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.

Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”

by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

National Fight A Friend day

A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.

Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!

by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022

International say your crush day

International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people

Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day

by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022

National Jroy Day

A day where telegram users and discord users casually celebrate the life of @TheRealJroyValid Via IG hosted every year on April 16th

Oh no, today is April 16th !? We need to do something it’s National Jroy Day!

by Iambam23 May 24, 2023

National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone

Today is National sex day ? you down 😏

by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019