National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

National Grace Leigh day

THE DAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON EVER

Eg. It's national Grace Leigh day, I love her!!!
This is to celebrate your favourite person

by Stargalco March 20, 2023

Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".

"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"

by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

National make out day

To make out with the person of your choice

Person1:Hey can i make out with you?
Person 2: why.
Person1:because it’s national make out day!
Person2:ok.

by Hot dawg 6969 September 22, 2022

Marcus Lemonis day

December 9 is Marcus Lemonis day, on this day a billionaire will randomly show up to Christopher Columbus highschool and donate 10.1 Million dollars and cancel school the next day

December 9 is Marcus Lemonis day, on this day a billionaire will randomly show up to Christopher Columbus highschool and donate 10.1 Million dollars and cancel school the next day

by Clouds14 December 11, 2021

National Belt Day

March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.

“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”

by sheepdogmanguy March 9, 2020