No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

by no boner guy November 11, 2022

Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence

Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day

by F- it October 28, 2021

Hollitarian Day

Vegetarians that only eat meat and fish on Holidays.

Happy Hollitarian Day! Enjoy the Meat!

by meateater on holidays May 8, 2024

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National send nudes day

All Girls and boys send nudes

Boy: you know what day it is today.
Girl: no?

Boy: it’s national send nudes day today.

by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Opposite Day

A day on December 10th where the opposite is to be expected

"Hey did you hear that Discord Moderator Day is coming up" Said Person 1
"Do you mean Opposite Day?" Said Person 2

by Eeveeboom December 7, 2020