Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

toilet aids

What you get from sitting bare ass on a gas station toilet

I got toilet aids from sitting on a Speedway gas station without putting an ass gasket down.

by Lefty0812 February 16, 2019

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz

This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)

by KAN3AN June 9, 2024

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 2, 2021

Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

Skibidi toilet

Litral: A man sticking his out of a toilet battering against humans and human based toilet with camera man speaker

Original: back in 2023 the skibidi toilet YouTube trend has gone viral and in the country Georgia by Alexy gerasimov

Skibidi toilet

by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025