Performing oral sex on a small penis. Because it is not a full job (due to the small size).
"Eh, it wasn't a full 'blowJOB', more of a 'side gig'.
by JrMarkyMark September 19, 2021
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Half a set of dentures. Leaving you with either top or bottom just; one gum side.
Im going to bite you, actually all i can do is One Gum Side you.
by €H@0$ January 25, 2021
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When the side bitch has a girlfriend, she becomes the side niece to the side bitch’s bitch
by Geralt-with-a-titty November 7, 2021
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When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.
Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 20, 2018
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Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look
*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands
by justanotherfandomobsessedgirl January 20, 2015
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