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Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.
Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!
by ThomasCock April 5, 2015
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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.
Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.
by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020
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goat aura

Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.
"Damn she's got goat aura fr."
by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024
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Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick
by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024
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fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022
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goat

Refering to the soccer legend Cristiano Ronaldo (CR7)
Although some nazi's think its messi🤷 ♀️
by dark snake May 5, 2023
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