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by zachary:))))) October 16, 2019
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hannon the bozo clown

hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys
by bozos fr May 25, 2022
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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
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Corporate clown

Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.

They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.

Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.

Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.

I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025
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hype-clown

people that fall for social medial bullshit
People that bought The Pink Sauce is a hype-clown.
by mikethechef July 28, 2022
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Clowning

One Direction updated a playlist 4 days ago“
Ah shit. We're clowning agaain“
by metronomeinmyroom March 22, 2021
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Teto the Clown

Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.
by Thirdeyeunknown September 12, 2017
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