*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN
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A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.
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Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
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Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
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Get the Micro bacteria brain mug.A deadly, suicide-inducing disease commonly caused by exposure to the English class of year nine extension. The word is rather self explanatory, as symptoms contain: Ebola, cancer, and brain tumours that result of post traumatic stress disorders (from the disease). It also feels as though you were struck by all of the bombings that took place in the battle of Hiroshima.
"Oh no James," exclaimed Jonno. "I think I feel a case of Ebancershima Brain Tumours creeping up on me, ready for the three way murder?"
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Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?
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