"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."
by PattyWithAPH November 17, 2017
Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
by bread6696969 November 11, 2022
by AndyTheRoo April 12, 2011
dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"
alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!
alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!
by pinch monster apologist February 01, 2024
A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 17, 2015