Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

light Blug

when you use a butt plug as a lightbulb

Don't worry i'll install my trusty light blug

by _bluezz July 18, 2020

BUD LIGHT VIRUS

The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.

Bro Target caught the BUD LIGHT VIRUS. I hope Busch Light doesn't catch it

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 30, 2023

Light shamp

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”

Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”

by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025