Pocket pum pum is when you want a girls pum pum but you cant have the girls pum so you take the girl pum pum and put the pum pum in your pocket and save the pum pum for later which is why they call it pocket pum pum
by mspocketpumpum November 26, 2021
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I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019
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“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe
“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe
“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe
“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019
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by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
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"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
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