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Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.
Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.
by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020
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goat aura

Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.
"Damn she's got goat aura fr."
by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024
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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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goated

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
by anonymous January 9, 2022
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Throat Goat

by F1lthysoul July 28, 2023
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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.
When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.
by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018
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