Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

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Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes

Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018

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Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes

by JewishMeister November 06, 2019

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Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul March 14, 2016

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