David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020
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Suicidal short little kid with ugly hair and likes Marissa after she dumped him and he is a slut of a person
David is gay
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David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.
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