David

Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous

Did you see David he looks so sexy

by Mup bais November 22, 2021

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

David

A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence

-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado

by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022

David

Someone who has never tried making another figure in a factory

Omg, you're such a David!

by PuggyBee December 14, 2019

David Withrow

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.

You are such a David Withrow, I love you man!

by thatguy8711 May 29, 2020

David

The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.

I died and this guy came up and went full David on all my loot.

by Muhnamesjeff June 3, 2024

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023