Corn

Corn is love. Corn is life. I wish it was legal to make Corn my wife. Corn is obviously better than avocados, and if you think otherwise. You're wrong.

Joe: Avocados are better than Corn
*gets freaking killed*

Steve: *default dance*

by Cornluvr69 November 27, 2019

Spooky corn

zardy

Zardy: YOU WANT A FUCKING CORN ON THE COB?
Player: Please I just want to see my wife and kids again...
Zardy: SPOOKY CORN

by ACreativeName June 27, 2021

Candy corning

After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face

I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well

by Thebill169 February 26, 2024

Shucking the corn

When a guy has a dick covered with pimples all over it representing the corn and sticks it in a girls pussy which is shucking it. The pimples pop and it lubbers up the pussy.

I caught him shucking the corn

by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020

Ohio Corn Cobbing

I woman or man sucking their partner's cock after anal sex in Ohio.

Kadi was ohio corn cobbing my cock after fucking her fat ass hole in fucking Milford Ohio.

by Andy Scarth November 19, 2022

alex corn

A girl who likes to suck/blow ALOT of cock, but other than that, they are usually pretty and sweet.

Person 1: Did you hear about that chick who sucked 3 guys in one night? What an Alex Corn.
Person 2: Well, that's the lifestyle of an Alex Corn, respect the lifestyle, especially if she's willing to blow you.

by Mandi Wentworth April 6, 2017

Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025